And you don’t know whether you should be like

POKERFACE:

OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:

Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:

Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:

Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:

Looking at everything but the screen:

Acting as if nothing is wrong:

…Or you’re simply like this:

steveagee:

Last night I was sitting in my car outside of the Tiger Lily show in Hollywood. About 20 yards away, in the Dennys parking lot, I overheard the following conversation from a group of very “gangster” looking black guys and wrote it down on my phone.

hahhhah

guy 1: Nigga, the North Star isn’t a fucking…

do these peacock spiders make them less scary?