take me as I amTumblr (3.0; @aprebaby)http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/<blockquote> <blockquote> <p>And you don’t know whether you should be like</p> <p><em>POKERFACE:</em></p> <p><img height="169" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lntb7dIw281qjnaqd.gif" width="353"/></p> <p><em>OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:</em><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lntbba14qi1qjnaqd.gif"/></p> <p><em>Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:</em><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lntbhgs2nz1qjnaqd.gif"/></p> <p><em>Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:</em></p> <p><em><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lntbjkgCsa1qjnaqd.gif"/></em></p> <p><em>Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:</em><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lntbm0UAv71qjnaqd.gif"/></p> <p><em>Looking at everything but the screen:</em></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lntbra7vvW1qjnaqd.gif"/></p> <p>Acting as if nothing is wrong:</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lntbumP5kH1qjnaqd.gif"/></p> <p>…Or you’re simply like this:</p> <p><img height="220" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lntbx1uDvQ1qjnaqd.gif" width="309"/></p> <strong><br/></strong></blockquote> </blockquote>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/21306307380http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/21306307380Tue, 17 Apr 2012 22:51:25 -0400<a href="http://steveagee.tumblr.com/post/20420009888">Tumblr's Steve Agee: actual conversation overheard</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://steveagee.tumblr.com/post/20420009888">steveagee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Last night I was sitting in my car outside of the Tiger Lily show in Hollywood. About 20 yards away, in the Dennys parking lot, I overheard the following conversation from a group of very “gangster” looking black guys and wrote it down on my phone.</p> <p>hahhhah</p> <p>guy 1: Nigga, the North Star isn’t a fucking…</p> </blockquote>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/20509791608http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/20509791608Wed, 04 Apr 2012 23:49:27 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ecgtb2UA4Lo?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/18759679291http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/18759679291Sun, 04 Mar 2012 19:11:51 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05uxzyhwF1qfyusqo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m05uxzyhwF1qfyusqo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/18691217149http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/18691217149Sat, 03 Mar 2012 18:39:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m047dq80Iw1qah0zho1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/18691083834http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/18691083834Sat, 03 Mar 2012 18:36:57 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m098iujq5b1ro0nnoo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m098iujq5b1ro0nnoo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m098iujq5b1ro0nnoo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m098iujq5b1ro0nnoo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>do these peacock spiders make them less scary?</p>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/18690910187http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/18690910187Sat, 03 Mar 2012 18:33:51 -0500sarasirdeer<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0akpe1XCd1qiz3j8o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/18690812055http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/18690812055Sat, 03 Mar 2012 18:32:06 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m012iqwPT21qiaqpmo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/18576370808http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/18576370808Thu, 01 Mar 2012 19:06:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvre90OE2Z1qinh1vo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/18306977249http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/18306977249Sun, 26 Feb 2012 04:07:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzkx1gbmpU1rpfifjo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17963486181http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17963486181Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:13:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpjswxwR21qb3bjto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>london. anyone wanna go ?</p>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17963335727http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17963335727Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:11:23 -0500<a href="http://elmtree18.tumblr.com/post/12956256466/target">Its complicated.: Target</a>: <p><a href="http://elmtree18.tumblr.com/post/12956256466/target" class="tumblr_blog">elmtree18</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dear Target,</p> <p>I will not be shopping at you this year. I am disgusted that you keep playing these commercials announcing you are proudly opening at 12 midnight on black friday. You probably have mandatory hours or will fire your employees if they protest about oh…say wanting to be with their…</p> </blockquote>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17963194129http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17963194129Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:09:06 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpgysR6A91qj7cygo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17963154223http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17963154223Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:08:28 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpehxD4sd1r34xjzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17963091833http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17963091833Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:07:26 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpfxprfnc1qbauejo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>my one and only</p>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17962893584http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17962893584Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:04:13 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzpjiaYIoW1ql2rxfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17962779033http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17962779033Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:02:18 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyphq0ONIw1r14140o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17962479731http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17962479731Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:57:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzo1nyOAwR1qap9uuo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17962448147http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17962448147Mon, 20 Feb 2012 14:56:50 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvyyzhj1LC1r4yrrso1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17901014827http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17901014827Sun, 19 Feb 2012 15:36:30 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz038jpI4R1qg1rmso1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sarasirdeer.tumblr.com/post/17895564137/hahahaha-awwh">sarasirdeer</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>hahahaha Awwh!</p> </blockquote>http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17900912748http://aprebaby.tumblr.com/post/17900912748Sun, 19 Feb 2012 15:34:46 -0500